Showing posts with label Video Nasty. Show all posts
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Friday, July 13, 2012

Friday Flashback: The Burning (1981) : I Think I Need My Hedge Trimmed...

Based oh-so-loosely on the urban legend of Cropsey, The Burning is a film near and dear to my heart for its campy appeal and just as campy location.  Everyone knows my favorite killer-camp film is Friday the 13th (1980), but coming in right under F13 and its part 2 sequel is this little beaut.  It surprisingly even made the Video Nasty list, which I have to truly hesitate to agree with...

Well known for being the film debut of such talents as Jason Alexander, Holly (blink and you'll miss her) Hunter and Fisher Stevens, The Burning takes the simple idea of revenge for a prank to new levels.  Not exactly brimming with brilliance, it still packs a punch in the gore department and the characters are somehow as endearing as they are annoying. 

Five years prior, a bunch of teens at a summer camp pull a prank on the camp caretaker, Cropsy (Lou David).  The joke includes a fire-lit skull, and when things go bad, the cottage that Cropsy is in catches fire and so does the poor caretaker.  Horrified, the boys look on as Cropsy breaks the door of his cabin down and staggers down to the lake, consumed by fire and presumed dead. 

As in all good slasher films of yore, we know damn well that Cropsy isn't dead and he'll be back to seek vengeance from the little turds.  And as expected, five years later Cropsy is finally released from the hospital (damn, he must have a great HMO to allow him such an extended stay!) and is on the rampage disguised as The Invisible Man in a trenchcoat, dark shades, and a hat to cover his horrific disfigurements.  He freaks out and murders a prostitute (because the first thing he wanted to do before his revenge scheme is get laid - can you blame him?) after she shrieks in terror at his less than pretty looks. 

He then makes his way to Camp Stonewater (not the original camp, because apparently it burned to the ground), where he begins to do that sneaky, stalking thing that killers do so well. 

Meanwhile, the teen boys at this camp have bigger fish to fry.  They too, are trying to get laid, and are busy doing stunts like peeping into showers and convincing pretty girls to make passionate love amongst the poison ivy.  Alfred (Brian Backer) seems especially horny and goes through the entire film gawking at girls and getting in trouble for things he doesn't do.  He has few friends and seems creepier than he is, prompting counselor Todd (Brian Matthews) to give him the speech all awkward kids get about trying to settle down and act normal and only then can friends flock to your side and will you get girls to touch your willy.  Yeah, Todd would say that - he's the token hottie here. 

Adding to Alfred's troubles is Glazer (Larry Joshua).  If Todd is the token hottie, Glazer is the token asshole.  He makes it his mission to not only pick on Alfred endlessly, but to bed Sally (Carrick Glenn) - who may or may not actually like the guy.  Alfred's semi-quasi friends, Dave (Jason Alexander, with hair) and Woodstock (Fisher Stevens) try to keep Glazer away from Alfred while setting their sites on the other girls at the camp.  Boys will be boys.

Michelle (Leah Ayres - who is Jean-Claude Van Damme's honey in Bloodsport for those that can't place her face), another counselor, comes to the rescue one morning when Sally is disrupted in the shower by Alfred, who swears he was just trying to scare her.  Michelle has no choice but to believe it, and is already too busy with hearing the details of another counselor's plans to have sex with chump-of-the-week Eddy (Ned Eisenberg). Michelle is also counting the minutes till she can resume kissy kissy with her man, none other than Todd.  Because the beautiful people have to stick together.

Packing  their gear for an overnight canoe trip downstream, all the older campers revel in the joy of chasing the girls away from the confines of the camp. Michelle warns Karen (Carolyn Houlihan) to think twice about being with Eddy, but she goes off with him alone regardless.  Karen, still unsure of her feelings for Eddy, teases him by the lakeside by getting naked to skinny dip, but then once in the water she backs off.  Eddy basically calls her a dick tease (which she most certainly is - who gets naked and skinny dips alone with someone if they had no intention?...well, you get my drift) and yells for her to get the hell away from him. 

Sally, in turn, has made the tumultuous resolution to have sex with the ever-persistent Glazer (whom I would not touch with a ten foot pole). They pack themselves into a sleeping bag in the woods not far from the campsite and attempt to procreate.  Glazer ends things prematurely but Sally gives him a second chance and Glazer heads back to camp to get some firewood to keep his lady warm (since he apparently can't keep her warm in other ways).

So what do we have now?  Several people alone in the woods in various locations.  Prime hunting opportunity for our pissed off killer, whose weapon of choice is decidedly different:  garden shears.  He stalks around, and one by one finds each camper alone and offs them in fairly surprising ways considering all he has to work with.  Poking, slitting, slashing, gutting...you name it.  He puts those shears to better use than any landscaper has ever done. 

Alfred swears to have seen creepy Cropsy on several occasions, but no one believes him until the next morning when Karen and all their canoes turn up missing.  They build a makeshift raft and a few of the campers head down the river to their ultimate doom.  The scene of the raftees (is that a word? I just made it up) getting murdered is pretty famous, and the screen goes red every time Cropsy makes another kill. Neato.

The final fifteen minutes of the film are my least favorite.  I really dislike extended chase scenes and when Todd goes off in search of an AWOL Alfred it really becomes tedious.  I could almost fast-forward to the big revelation in lieu of watching Todd explore abandoned mine shafts and Alfred climb down about a dozen rocky cliffs.  And let's face it, any revelation in this film is a moot point.  We already know Cropsy is the killer, and when they try to shock us with a minor plot unveiling, it falls utterly flat.  Yeah yeah, we say. 
More blood, please!

But all in all, The Burning is a fun flick for any random Saturday night.  You could do a lot worse than seeing Jason Alexander in a pair of too-tight shorts and Fisher Stevens with a slight shear problem. 
Tom Savini is responsible for the gore effects, and as usual, comes through quite sufficiently. 
What I do find rather humorous here are the musical cues stomping in unsurprisingly every time Cropsy is stalking a camper or ready to make a kill.  Even Friday the 13th's cues were more suspenseful than this one, sorry.  Sometimes you have to shock people (like when we kept hearing the da-dum, da-dum for Jaws but in the most pivotal scene they left it out and the shark scared the hell out of us coming out of the water, remember?)  Rick Wakeman's score is a good one, but the placement and editing is poor.

Thought to be (and is, most certainly) a direct rip-off of Friday the 13th, The Burning still stands on its own as a classic slasher film from one of the best years in horror-based film.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

I Spit On Your Controversy...

Once, there was a film so wrought with controversy and burdened by hatred that those who dared to watch it were called misogynistic, sadistic, or at the very least perverted.
Yeah? Whatever.

I Spit on Your Grave (a.k.a. Day of the Woman) is a 1978 film that caused such an uprising when it came out that it was slapped with the title "Video Nasty" and was banned in several countries (including the UK) and added to a number of "Most Violent Films Of All-Time"-types of lists.   In as much as the film seems to brutalize women, it also explores revenge in the most elementary way possible.  Kill the motherfuckers.

Oh, and spoiler alert central if you have yet to see the film...

Jennifer Hill (Camille Keaton) is a writer from NYC who rents a cabin by a lake in order to start her first novel.  Admittedly, this is a fairly stupid idea.  Knowing nothing of the surrounding area or the local townsfolk, she chooses to stay the summer in a cottage in the woods.  Alone.

Excuse me, is that 63 cents for a gallon of gas!?
I suppose it could be argued that women have every right to do something like this, and why should it be any different than a man staying alone for the summer?  Of course they have the right to, even the NEED to...but that still doesn't make it the smartest idea in the book.
Being of the female persuasion myself, I can honestly say I doubt very much I would do something of this sort, and I even own a cabin in the woods.  I have never stayed there alone, though I would probably feel okay doing so if it weren't for the abundance of bears in the area and the distance from the cabin to the outhouse.  But I would still always be utterly unnerved.  I would be fine during the day, but when night fell I would be sure to conjure up all sorts of scenarios in my head and noises outside that would prevent me from not freaking out in a major way.

Anyway, Jennifer stops at the local gas station to fuel up and while Stanley and Andy (Anthony Nichols and Gunter Kleemann) - a couple of local yokels - eye her up longingly, she struts her long legs around and attracts the attention of the station owner, Johnny (Eron Tabor). 
Now when I say strut I don't mean she is doing it intentionally.  Jennifer is a beautiful woman with a nice body wearing a skirt.  Men ogle.  So do women.  If Joe Manganiello was shirtless and filling my tank (pun intended), I would be staring to beat the band, too!


Soon after, Jennifer orders some groceries from a local market and welcomes Matthew (Richard Pace), a mentally challenged man, into her home when he delivers the food to her door.  Matthew later brags to his friends (the jokers at the gas station, natch!) that he "saw her boobs!".  There is much vulgar banter while the guys taunt Matthew for never having gotten laid, and they promise him that will all change.

Stanley and Andy case out the cottage by power-boat, watching her move around inside the cottage at night, and openly gape at her relaxing in a bikini on her hammock during the afternoons. Soon, they up their game and when she is out on the lake in her canoe they surprise her and tow her canoe to shore and start chasing her through the woods.

What happens then is the entire reason this film gets such a bad reputation.  In the same vein as The Last House on the Left, the men attack her.  Johnny appears, as does Matthew, and they push Jennifer to the ground, making her painfully aware of their intent.  Matthew is frightened by the violence and shirks back, but Johnny pushes him at Jennifer, announcing that he got her for Matthew.  When Matthew refuses to participate, Johnny becomes disgusted and rapes Jennifer himself. 

This scene, as well as many to follow, makes me feel completely ill.  As a woman, I am sure that is the intended and totally natural response.  When I first saw this film as a teen, I was not only shocked and horrified, but was actually frightened.  Scared that this could happen to me.  Sex is always talked about with such affection and regard  - it was something that was not only an important rite of passage, but it was supposed to be FUN, dammit.  This did not look like fun.  It was exceedingly difficult to watch, and it's hard to believe I actually got through it that first time.  Where was the gore I was promised?  I hadn't signed up for THIS.

As if the first rape wasn't bad enough, it happens again.  Just when you thought Jennifer was going to be alright, albeit bruised and battered and completely demoralized, she is accosted again trying to get back to her cabin.  This time, Andy brutally rapes her anally, and even the other guys start to balk a bit and want it to stop.  It doesn't, though.  At this point I wasn't sure it was ever going to end.  When it finally does, I had a pit of disgust in my belly I thought would never leave me.  But I was sure that someone was going to pay for all this violence.

BUT NOT YET!  Jennifer quite literally crawls back to her cabin, and unfortunately the men are waiting for her there.  They try again to get Matthew to rape her, but he is still hesitant.  After several swigs of alcohol, Matthew declares himself ready and he too, does the awful deed.  The men hoot and holler and the disgust I felt grew by leaps and bounds.  But I know that this is the desired effect by the filmmakers, that being privy to such sexual sadism only makes the audience more pissed off and wishing for vengeance of the worst kind.

It's difficult to justify such brutality in film, after all - what on earth would cause a screenwriter or director to want to make a movie like this?  What kind of person are they?  With no real cause for the rape and the extent to which the rampage is forced down our throats, it's hard to imagine what the hell it's all about. I don't think there is a reason, really.  I have no idea what was in the minds of these filmmakers other than to make a ridiculously sadistic exploitation film. More on that later.

And what happens next?  Well, since we all know Stanley hasn't had his turn, we know what's coming when he takes his chance. Though he doesn't rape her in the truest sense of the word, he forces himself on her nonetheless and assaults her sexually as well.  The men find her manuscript-in-progress and tear it to pieces while reading selections aloud and making fun of her.  After they have apparently had enough, they leave her sprawled on the floor of her cabin, wounded, bleeding, and utterly destroyed.

The men make their escape but then realize that she will be able to identify them, so Johnny sends Matthew back with a knife to kill Jennifer.  Of course, as expected, Matthew is unable to follow through and simply dips the knife in Jennifer's blood as she lies unconscious on the floor. He lies to his cohorts and all is quiet..for a while.

HERE'S THE PART YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...

Revenge is a dish best served cold.  Truer words have not been spoken.  Give your attackers time to cool off....to think they've gotten away with it....to think they are safe.  Then you throw down the gauntlet.  Which is exactly what Jennifer does, and it is a thing of beauty. 

My favorite moment in the entire film has to be when Jennifer goes to the church and asks the Lord for forgiveness for what she is about to do.  You know at that point that all bets are off.

When the guys find out she isn't dead, they naturally pummel Matthew and tell him to basically fuck off. Jennifer, in turn, lures Matthew back to the cottage by placing a grocery order.  When he arrives she is waiting by the lake for him, all gussied up and looking lovely.  (It has been weeks since the attacks and she is back to her gorgeous self.)  He falls for her ruse and she seduces him.

Now here's where I have a bit of trouble with the film, as does my hubby (who viewed it for the first time a few days ago).  It is so very hard to imagine, even for a moment, that a woman who has been brutalized and raped would even remotely be able to get close to her attacker(s) again, at least in a sexual way.  I understand she was putting one over on him, but the mere thought that she could actually have sex with him just to initiate her dastardly plan is fairly far-fetched. My husband said this would never, EVER happen and it kind of ruined the movie for him.  He was all set for the revenge, but totally disagreed with the script.  I suspended my disbelief though, long ago for this film.  Jennifer has Matthew just where she wants him and proceeds to hang him up in a tree to strangle to death.  Lovely.

She moves on to Johnny with similar tactics.  She heads to the gas station and entices Johnny to get into the car and come with her.  Stupidly, he does this.  She pulls over and they get out, where she whips out a gun all Foxy Brown-like and demands he takes his clothes off.  Johnny then uses the oldest line in the book when he blames the rape on Jennifer, saying that if she hadn't have paraded all around half naked they wouldn't have been so tempted and prone to their violent acts.  Jennifer acts as though she is moved by his earnest statement and she instead takes him back to the cottage where she proceeds to run him a hot bath and join him for a sensual massage.  (Goddamn, this guy is dumber than a box of rocks!)  As you can imagine, that does not end well.

When Andy and Stanley discover Johnny is missing they head to the cabin in the speedboat.  Andy takes the ax and disembarks the boat with intent to find and kill Jennifer.  But our stealthy heroine swims out to the boat, gets on board and fouls their plan by pushing Stanley into the water. She then circles around and comes after Andy, who now is coming toward her with the ax in the water.  Somehow, Andy is an asshole and drops the ax in the boat.  Jennifer quickly uses that to her advantage and sinks the ax into Andy's back. With Stanley struggling to get back on board the boat by grabbing onto the motor, she starts the engine and says "Suck it, bitch!" - the same thing he rasped at her while assaulting her - as she drives away, effectively spilling Andy's guts into the lake.  With a determined look on her face, she speeds away and the credits roll.

While it was not my intention to give a play-by-play of the film, it was impossible not to discuss the film without telling both sides of the story. By which I mean part one: the assaults, and part two: the revenge.  By and far the best part of the film comes in the last half-hour.  To watch an hour of rape scenes and torture is not really my cup of tea.  I've seen loads of films with torture, and my fair share of rape scenes (Irreversible still takes the cake as the mother-load), but when they are thrown together in such a dramatic fashion as in films such as this one and The Last House on the Left, it doesn't make for very FUN movie experience.

But I think all the harsh criticism of the film and the eternal debate over whether or not it is "too violent", "demoralizes women", or "has no real merit" is a tad ridiculous.  No one (at least to my knowledge) has ever been hog-tied and forced to watch I Spit on Your Grave at gunpoint.  My thought about this (and video nasty issues in general) is this:  IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT, THEN DON'T!  It's as simple as that.  Parents, guard your children.  Turn off HBO.  Burn the Penthouse magazine under your 14 year old's bed.  Do whatever you think you have to to make your children safe from the world around them.  They'll find their way to all of it eventually anyway and you won't stop them.

Am I saying it's okay for a young teenager to watch this film and ones like it?  Of course not.  And as for you bible thumpers that think movies like this (or anything "R" rated or worse) is sacrilegious or blasphemous, well all I can say is: so the fuck what.  Get off your high horse and smell the coffee.  No one is forcing anyone to experience the violence and mayhem of films like ISOYG or LHOTL.  I'm dead sick of defending my position on things like this.  A friend on Facebook recently commented on my status post that I was watching this film with something to the extent of:  "Why would anyone write something like that! It's awful and disgusting!" Yes, it is.  But so is Dance Moms and Jersey Shore for all intents and purposes. 

What I Spit on Your Grave gives us is about 100 minutes of startling and affecting film.  Do I ENJOY the movie?  I can't say enjoy is the right word, but I am certainly overcome with emotion watching it.  It affects me.  It makes me think.  Does it disgust me?  Parts of it, yes. Of course.  But it astounds me and shocks me and staggers the hell out of me. THAT is why I watch it.  THAT is why I picked it up on DVD for $7.50 at Walmart. And THAT, my friends,  is why I wrote this review.