Showing posts with label Creepy Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Creepy Kids. Show all posts

Friday, October 21, 2011

Halloween Festival of Lists: October 21: TWENTY-ONE Creepy Kids

 Once again, it's no secret I have a pretty significant aversion to children.  I'm one of those people who thinks there should be restaurants that are kid-free, wishes parents would corral their youngins in Wal Mart, agrees that babies kill most television shows, and let's not forget they're stinky.   Too harsh? 

But one thing I can get behind is kids in horror movies.  Generally they are killing someone or scaring the shit out of somebody, so they are less annoying than usual. 
Case in point:


Gage, Pet Sematary
My favorite achilles tendon-slicing tyke.

Anne & Nicholas, The Others
Not their fault they were pale-faced ankle-biters..
Esther, Orphan
Probably the creepiest "child" on the list, no doubt.

Rhoda, The Bad Seed
Who even knew what a sociopath was back in 1954?

 Children of the Corn
Because 'He who walks behind the rows' said so.
It's Alive
Perhaps the real reason I never wanted to get pregnant.

Santi, The Devil's Backbone
Poor guy just wants his story told with some retribution on the side.
Miles and Flora, The Innocents
Perhaps the title is a tad deceiving...
Chucky, Child's Play
Proving a kid doesn't even need to be human to be creepy.

The Children
This is exactly what I'm talking about! Goddamned kids.

Alice, Wake Wood
Ten times worse when they're back from the dead.  Ask Gage.

Eli, Let the Right One In
Forever a child. Albeit a murderous vampire, but still...

Kyra, The Sixth Sense
My worst fear:  a vomiting child.

Damien, The Omen
One of the first bad kids people think of, with good reason.

Samara, The Ring
Proof that adopted children aren't the answer either...
The Brood
Cronenberg is so delightfully warped!

Village of the Damned
Not one, not two...but a whole freaking town full of brats!

Charlie, Firestarter
What happens when the government gets in the way.

Michael Myers, Halloween
Because they don't always "grow out of it".

Who can kill a child?
"There are lots of children in the world...lots of them!"

Tomas, The Orphanage
Such a sad film at heart, but downright spooky.