Because I'm not a youngster, I have had the privilege in my lifetime to remember with great fondness a time when VHS was king. When actually spending time in a video store - choosing your evening's entertainment - was the norm, instead of just a few clicks online and you're set.
But hey, doesn't it sound infinitely better to just hang out at home, maybe even in your pajamas in bed perhaps, and pick through Netflix's insane collection of DVDs? And have them delivered right to your damn door?
Not so fast.
When I
was a young kid (and I'm again showing my age here), there were no video stores. At least not around me. Growing up in the early 80's and watching horror meant hanging out at home on a Saturday afternoon in front of your television, or staying up late for Chiller Theater. If you were lucky (and I was), your parents would have Showtime (and mine did) and you could sneak a look at
Friday the 13th or something equally as iconic when the folks were out doing whatever it was adults did back then when they left their too-young children at home alone.
(Damn them for leaving me alone to see
When a Stranger Calls. I'm still scarred from that one.)
But then!
To my amazement, my parents got with the trend and bought a VCR. Now that doesn't mean I immediately was able to have access to all the great horror there was out there in the world. Nope. There were no video rental stores anywhere near my small town. So alas, I was forced to tape record movies from late-night Showtime and regular TV for future viewing. I imagine this is how I originally got to see
The Exorcist and
Jaws for the first time. Remember the times when we used to actually have to
record movies and TV? Instead of just setting the DVR and hoping to hell your show doesn't run over.
Wonder how many landfills have old VCRs underneath all that other crap? Shame.
Soon though, right about the same time I had friends old enough to drive, a video rental place popped up about ten miles from home. Yes, all those out there who were lucky enough to have a place right down the street from you - rejoice. I was stuck getting a ride to the nearest place.
Vickie's Video was the hangout, and to me it was a huge playground of thrills.
This was back in the day when what you pai
d for rentals was decided by what you rented as well as how long you were going to keep it. For instance, a newer movie was more expensive than an old has-been, and you'd pay more if you couldn't bring it back the next day and intended to keep it the weekend. Vickie's color coded the VHS boxes with little colored dot stickers. I mean, this is way back when they actually had the tapes inside the original boxes on the shelves - when people were honest. I'm pretty sure Fulci's
The Gates of Hell (a.k.a.
City of the Living Dead) would've have a big bad red dot. Ah, the old days.
My partner in crime for renting videos was almost always my uncle Shawn. No no, not
that kind of uncle! My father has a little brother the same age as me, so we grew up together and our love of horror was shared. So we'd head off to Vickie's on a Friday night and once there, immediately gravitate towards the back (no, not the
back-back with all the pornos) - where all the nasty horror was kept. The store must have felt that horror, as a genre, was a dirty secret. But it sure didn't hold them back from getting all the great classics as well as the horrifically bad ones as well.
Like I've heard
many say they also did, we would always pick the films with the most graphic or bloody covers. Reading the description on the back wasn't as important as seeing someone holding a head in their hand, disgusting zombies, or goopy fluids pouring out of some orifice. Hence, my first experience with Lucio Fulci's
Gates ....And with the frighteningly awful
Faces of Death series.
From this store, I rented my first Dario Argento film, which I'm almost 100% sure was
Deep Red - because of its gruesome cover.
Suspiria no doubt sat right beside it, but like I said, covers were everything. Draw the eye to the gore and I'm sold. I also saw such classics as
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original of course),
The Last House on the Left,
I Spit on Your Grave, and Fulci's
New York Ripper - all due to their offensive cover art.
As time went by and I became completely desensitized by age 17, I found it increasingly difficult to find anything that truly disturbed me. But I kept going to the video store... trying to find new releases that would stupefy me into near-orgasmic submissive catatonia.
Maybe I was lured by the smell of popcorn and the bad aftershave all the teenage boys wore to try to attract girls. How'd that really work out for ya, guys?
By the time I got older, went to college, and eventually got married, Vickie's Video w
as really feeling the hurt. The anguish of the death of the VHS tape hit them hard. Sure, they moved on to DVD...but so did everyone else. Blockbuster stores began to pop up everywhere and eventually the big chain stores like Wal-Mart started offering DVDs at fairly reasonable prices. I remember a time when a store like K-Mart would sell a VHS movie, a new release - for like $80.00! That is hilarious at this point, at a time when the bargain bin prices for decent DVDs are $5.00 and sometimes even less. Eventually, Vickie's closed. Much to my chagrin, I think there is a phone store there now. But of course.
During the 9
0's, my hubby's best friend opened a video store - he had VHS at first, but then began the smooth transition to DVD. He had all the regular video store provisions - videos of course - but also chips, candy, popcorn, soda - everything to make you sick right along with that copy of
Dead Alive. It was great while it lasted - something like ten years or so. We were never without a rental, though at the same time, I did start to purchase DVDs like crazy. Over the years, I had managed to accumulate a fairly huge amount of VHS horror. So when the DVD attacked and eventually slaughtered VHS, I was paranoid that
Suspiria would never be available in any other format! I had to buy it on DVD like, now! All I can say is that I hope to hell DVD's stick around awhile, because my horror collection of those is ridiculous.
What it all comes down to is this: Netflix.
When my hubby's buddy started losing his ass with his video store, it closed. As most mom & pop video stores have done in recent years. Hell, even the big chain rental place about ten miles from my home has now closed. Which means the nearest video rental place to me is over 20 miles away, in a large town I never go to for anything else. Not too convenient.
Hence, in the time period between my local video store closing and me getting a Netflix subscription, I was addicted not only to Wal-Mart's low DVD prices, but to Amazon.com. I still get DVDs from both sources (most likely from Amazon cause their prices cannot be beat) but the day I clicked on JOIN on the Netflix site was my re-awakening. To all the movies I can watch in a month - two out at a time - for the low low price of 13 bucks a month. New release rentals from Blockbuster are near 5 dollars each. That, my friends, is insane. I'm sorry, but my cash flow can't meet that demand. Nor would it want to.
Of course someone is going to rattle my chain by saying that's still cheaper to go to Blockbuster and rent than it is going to the movies. Hmm... well, not for me. The huge multiplex that I currently frequent sells tickets for $4.50 each for the first show of the day, any day of the week. And I'm off on thursdays, and weekends. So it still costs me less than 5 bucks to see the latest horror offering. That being said, there is no theater closer than twenty miles away, and I wouldn't go to that movie house anymore if you paid me, it's so run-down. So I have to travel 37 miles to nearly Pittsburgh to see a film. So yeah, if you add in gas money, I'm spending more than 5 dollars a flick. But I honestly don't go that often.
At the same time, I
'm saving big bucks with Netflix. If I watch but three movies a month, I am already saving money compared to paying 5$ a piece at Blockbuster. And I don't have to leave my damn house. Take yesterday for instance, it rained cats & dogs and it was frickin' cold! Did I have to go out in a downpour to get a DVD for the night? No. Because my savvy self knows when to send back movies to Netflix in order to get a brand new release on its first day out.
Good or bad, I had
Legion (released yesterday) in my DVD player last night.
Netflix is my savior as well. I have watched hoards of truly awful movies from them which I thankfully did NOT have to purchase on a whim just to see. Take
Borderline Cult for instance. It sits at the very top of my HOLY-SHIT-THIS-IS-PURE-CRAP list, and I didn't have to endure the humiliation of 1) renting that piece of dreck or 2) PAYING for it either.
If I watch ten horror films, chances are I'll eventually purchase (once they hit the bargain bin) only one of them. Which I guess means it goes without saying that I've been watching a whole lot of crap.
But now Netflix even has Watch Instantly capabilities. I don't have a Wii, but you can now watch it via that, and of course through your computer - which I do quite often. And there's no additional fee on your bill to do it. So I've actually been watching tons more horror than I ever did before, and that's a good thing, right?
So is Netflix killing the vid
eo business? Hell people, it's dead. Died an ugly death quite some time ago. The fact that 2009's
House of the Devil is available on VHS doesn't mean the golden age of VHS is making a comeback, it simply means that production company knows a great marketing campaign. It's cool as hell to have a kickback to 80's horror culture available in its originally intended format - but does that mean I'm going to forsake the DVD in favor of the VHS? Hell no. The quality of DVD (and certainly of Blu-Ray) runs rings around the old style, let's face it.
But the days of VHS remain special memory for me. They are one of the mainstays of my youth. There was nothing I liked better than getting a pizza and sitting down with Romero's
Day of the Dead or Kubrick's
The Shining.
Those really were the good ol' days. And I miss them.
