Showing posts with label Bathroom horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bathroom horror. Show all posts

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Wettest Way to Die: Showers of Doom


SO... when I read André Dumas' recent post on The Horror Digest about her penchant for taking showers instead of baths, I did agree that taking a bath - at least in a horror movie - seemed to be a bad idea.

HOWEVER,  I think most will agree that taking a shower really doesn't provide any more protection from death and other ghastly things.  In fact, as much as I enjoy a nice, steaming hot shower, I will be the first to admit I am a little shaky when the curtain is closed and the whole place steams up like a sauna room at a men's club.  Who knows what lurks outside the curtain?  Actually, I think we DO know.

At least with a bath I am completely aware of what is going on.  Everything is right there out in the open.  If I'm going to be offed in my bathroom I think I'd rather see the killer coming so I can fend him off by... I don't know...kicking him in the crotch with my feet or maybe setting his hair on fire with my soothing lavender candle. 

In the shower, you're so damned vulnerable.  Not only are you naked, but you've got a curtain or door to contend with, and no doubt some damn shampoo in your eyes.  All the sudden AHHHH!  The curtain flies back and you're stabbed like a piece of beef on a shish kabob.  No time to even grab your back scrubber and poke your attackers eye out!

In horror, the shower will be forever immortalized as a great place to die, thanks to the brilliance of Alfred Hitchcock and a little bit of Hershey's syrup.

So with André's blessing, I give you showers of doom:


Arachnaphobia

My Bloody Valentine

Carrie

Dressed to Kill

Death Ship

Final Destination

Friday the 13, Part VIII
Jason Takes Manhattan

Friday the 13th

House 4

In the Folds of the Flesh


Jack Frost


A Nightmare on Elm Street 2

Phantom of the Paradise

Pulse (1988)

Room 205

Saw 3

Pieces
Blow Out

The Cell

The Grudge

The Seventh Victim

The Funhouse

The Prowler

True Blood

Zombi 2 (aka Zombie Flesh Eaters)

(...and then the eye jab)

Psycho


I think I've proved my point.
Then again, maybe it's just best to avoid the bathroom altogether.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Lily-livered in the Loo

Why is it that there are so many scenes in horror movies where people are in the bathroom?
No doubt two reasons. One, because gratuitous nudity is expected in horror. And two, because at what time are we more vulnerable than when we are naked?

So in that vein, I got to thinking of the many scary scenes I could think of that occur in bathrooms. And man! There are a lot! A whole heapin' handful.

Such as:

Arachnophobia
*Even more frightening than the spiders in the sink is when the teenage daughter is showering and one slides down her soapy body.



My Bloody Valentine (1981)
*Not exactly in a traditional bathroom, but impaled on a shower head nonetheless.


Dressed to Kill
*I imagine plenty of people wanted to see the Police Woman naked, but then she was snuffed out while taking an erotic shower for one.


A Nightmare on Elm Street
*One of the best scenes in the movie. I have heard they kept it intact for the upcoming 2010 sequel.



Carrie
*All I can think of here is "Plug it up...plug it up!!"



Slither
*Is that a creepy alien parasite or are you just happy to see me?


Cabin Fever
*And yet, she kept on shaving...


The Grudge
*Because everybody needs a hand in the shower.


Splinter
*So much for the restrooms at the gas station. No thanks.


Mirrors
*Amy Smart meets a gruesome end. Best scene in the film.


The Shining
*Perhaps Jack shouldn't have fondled the strange beauty in the bathtub after all.


Candyman
*Just say his name five times while looking in a mirror...



Angel Heart
*That's what you get when you're screwing your daughter. Say it with me now: Ew.


Friday the 13th
*Nothing like the old ax through the skull to give you Exedrin Headache #57



From Hell
*Johnny Depp in a bathtub. Does it really matter what the hell the plot of the movie is?


Saw
*Holy crap, a lot of shit (no pun intended) happens in this bathroom - none of it good.


Rest Stop
*Because everyone should get a chance to shoot Joey Lawrence in the head, regardless of the venue.


The Shining
*Her little knife pales in comparison to his ax, am I right?



The Unborn
*It always sucks when you look in the mirror and you're not the only thing in the reflection.


What Lies Beneath
*She looks a bit upset. Can't reach her towel, perhaps?


Final Destination
*He doesn't really look like he's commiting suicide...



Psycho
*Could there be a more perfect bathroom death? Or a more famous one? It is the I-Ching of bathroom murder.


And a few more stragglers I couldn't find pics to go with...

*Sydney being chased from the restrooms in Scream.

*Omar Epps gets a knife into the ear right through the bathroom stall in Scream 2.

*Can we count the nurse boiling to death in the hot tub in Halloween 2?

*Blood bubbling up from the toilet in Psycho 2.

*Face smashed into the mirror in the bathroom in Terror Train.

*Ken Foree's nasty bathroom stall death in Rob Zombie's Halloween.

*The bloody sink in IT.

*When poor little Cole is peeing in The Sixth Sense and that dead kid walks by.

*Penile removal in I Spit on Your Grave.
*That disgusting bathroom/toilet in Wrong Turn.

Did I forget any? No doubt.

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