Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Horror Quotes: How mad are your skills?

So, how good are your horror trivia skills? Your talent at remembering quotes?
We all talk in movie quotes at one time or another, but when it comes down to it - how much do you put to memory?

I saw this on Facebook and thought I'd post it here instead.
The deal on FB was to pick twenty of your fave movies and find quotes (on IMDB or the likes) and post them for people to guess.
So I thought a horror version might be cool.

I'll start off easy. But I'm not gonna do any "You're gonna need a bigger boat" or "Wanna play a game?".... way too simple.
And yes, this pic is sure enough from one of the flicks.



So here goes:

1) "Get away from her, you bitch!"

2) "It's totally insane. We have three new cheers to learn in the morning, the game is in the afternoon, I have to get my hair done at five, and the dance is at eight! I'll be totally wiped out!"

3) "You listen to me, and you listen good! I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down like the animals they are, and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! They're gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they're gonna beg me for mercy! But all I'm gonna have for them is pain! Pain and death! "

4) "I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one."

5) "What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting. "

6) "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

7) "Samhain, also known as All Hallows' Eve, also known as Halloween. Pre-dating Christianity, the Celtic holiday was celebrated on the one night between autumn and winter when the barrier between the living and the dead was thinnest, and often involved rituals that included human sacrifice."

8) "How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."

9) "I live in the weak and wounded."

10) Q: "Would you like to hear today's specials?" A: "Not if you want to keep your spleen."

11) " I gotta thing about chickens. "

12) "Have you ever had a SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers?? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the OVERLOOK Hotel until May the FIRST. Does it MATTER TO YOU AT ALL that the OWNERS have placed their COMPLETE CONFIDENCE and TRUST in me, and that I have signed a letter of agreement, a CONTRACT, in which I have accepted that RESPONSIBILITY? Do you have the SLIGHTEST IDEA, what a MORAL AND ETHICAL PRINCIPLE IS, DO YOU? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future, if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you? HAS IT??"

13) "I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?"

14) "Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

15) "You know what I think? I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch."

16) "Woe be unto him who opens one of the seven gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world."

17) "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"

18) "Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat."

19) "Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off! "

20) " Good shot! OK, he's dead; let's go get 'im. That's another one for the fire."

And two bonus quotes -

*"That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people."

*"Dance with me, you little toad."

So, there you go.
And if anyone gets them all, I'll know you're cheating. No one's that good. (And if they are, I should have married them.)


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8 comments:

senski said...

Oooh, this is like catnip. I'm only gonna guess the ones I'm sure about...

1 - Aliens
2 - ?
3 - The Devil's Rejects
4 - ? (not a clue...)
5 - Scream
6 - Young Frankenstein
7 - Trick r Treat
8 - The Last House on the Left
9 - Since I have to put Session 9 somewhere, I'll put it here (hopefully it's not 4)
10 - American Psycho
11 - ?
12 - The Shining
13 - Evil Dead II
14 - From Dusk til Dawn
15 - Psycho
16 - ?
17 - The Silence of the Lambs ("Love the suit.")
18 - Ginger Snaps
19 - Sean of the Dead
20 - Night of the Living Dead

And, hey - I know the bonus ones!
The Changeling and Ghost Story

This was fun - I have to do this at the Jar...

Andre said...

Drats I thought 11 was the Devil's Rejects.

I'm only guessing this because I just watched it, but is 16 The Beyond?

Melissa Helwig said...

2 is Halloween. Oh P.J. Soles, I don't think you have enough to do tomorrow. :P

C.L. Hadden said...

Senski is pretty much a hero. And Andre you're right about # 16 - The Beyond.
Melissa - kudos to the Halloween (#2). Hard to find a quote from that flick that everyone doesn't recognize.

#4 and #11 - still awaiting detection. Should have made them the bonus ones, eh?

lokalou said...

#11 is Angel Heart - such a simple quote for such a messed up movie

obxfreak68 said...

Yep, Angel Heart is correct;) And that film is truly screwed up.

#4 - anyone??

The Film Connoisseur said...

1- Aliens

4- Secret Window

6- Young Frankenstein

13- Evil Dead II

14- From Dusk Till Dawn

C.L. Hadden said...

Yes, #4 is Secret Window.
Think we got them all now. May do a round two at some point. I'm sure I could do harder ones...