What if they take the wrong leg off? What if a murderous nut-job picks your hospital to go berserk in? What if they pronounce you dead but you're really not? What if your doctor is a little less like Marcus Welby and a little more like Dr. Vannacutt in House on Haunted Hill? What if you go in for a natural childbirth and they deliver a giant maggot?
In any case, I'm glad to be back at the ranch, so to speak- where I'm much more likely to be attacked by a vengeful ghostly entity, possessed by the devil, attacked by zombies cluttering my yard, or menaced by a trio of loonies who just want to kill me because I was home.
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