|The Texas Chainsaw Massacre|
I've heard people in Texas have hearty appetites, but this is ridiculous.
|The Mickens family (True Blood)|
Because there's always a sale on tighty whiteys and Budweiser
|The 'Planet' family (The Hills Have Eyes)|
Demented cannibal inbreds aside, the desert is always a fine place to vacation.
In which unsightly mountain inbreds procure dinner from the visiting public...
Go hiking, get married, have a baby. Sounds perfect, right?
|The Old Dark House|
A haunted mansion in which the Femm family wreaks havoc and makes new friends.
|House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects|
Remember when I told you I wanted to catch Fireflies? I lied.
|The Mariell family (Haunted, 1995) |
Brother and sister...into art....and each other. Literally.
(And you're welcome for the nude Kate Beckinsale)
"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters."
Give these men their damn pancakes or they will blow off your head!
|The Merrye family (Spider Baby)|
The wackiest and most deranged family on the list by far, these three siblings are just the tip of the iceberg in a long line of crack-pots.
Ahh, I can still hear the banjos. Can you? Squeal like a pig for me, would ya?
If you're lucky, they'll be no room at the inn. If you're not, you're dinner.
Voodoo, incest, bloodshed, Devil spawn.
|The Peacock family ("Home", The X-Files)|
Like mother, like sons.
|(...because you never know what may be lurking under the bed.)|