Thursday, October 13, 2011

Halloween Festival Of Lists: October 13: THIRTEEN Reasons I Hate Clowns

Pennywise (Stephen King's IT)
The single best reason to hate clowns

Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Sounds ridiculous, and it is...except this
The Joker (The Dark Knight)
Not exactly a clown, but the joke's on us anyway.
We All Scream For Ice Cream (Masters of Horror)
Damn! And I used to like the ice cream man!
The real reason I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese

I have still not recovered from this...

Better known for the director molesting his child star.  Ugh.
Mediocre film, but these scenes are great.
Dead Silence
Aw...I'd have helped Ryan Kwanten face his fears...
House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects
Funny fucker, isn't he?

John Wayne Gacy
No need for movies, this shit is real.
Rob Zombie's Halloween
Whether make-up or mask, I still hate 'em.
And here's the real reason I never go to McDonalds. 


iZombie said...

hate them... lots.

The Film Connoisseur said...

My favorite of this list is Captain Spaulding! Such a hilarious character in House of a 1000 Corpses, everything he says is so freaking funny.

The one from the Masters of HOrror episode looks awesome, I havent seen that episode, need to check it out.

I've always wanted to see Clownhouse dammit.

traci's mixed bag said...

Great list. I think I'm the only one in my circle that doesn't hate clowns. Maybe I don't trust a clown but they definitely fascinate me. Check out this commercial for cereal?

Kev D. said...

I saw a clown porno once and it turned me off of sex for at least a whole day.

Christine Hadden said...

Holy Jesus, Traci! That cereal commercial gives me chills! I may have to use that at some point in the future...
And doesn't the guy sound like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?