Ways I DO NOT want to die.
Starting with the number one worst way to go, at least for me...death by shark.
Getting chomped on by anything would pretty much ruin one's day, but I've seen waaay too many shark movies for this not to be number one on my list.
Funny enough, Jaws is my favorite horror movie. So I'm assuming that what scares me most makes me the most happy. Ironic.
And by jove, that really was inventive, I'll give them that. Really bad way to go.
While Cabin Fever might have been exaggerating the flesh-eating bacteria malady a wee bit, it still paints a pretty offensive picture of dying from something that's eating you from the inside out.
And while many of my blogging friends are huge fans of Friday the 13th Part VII, I lost interest in Jason after part III. Sorry.
But he's inventive, I'll give him that.
But wow. That's an unbelievably vile way to go.
I don't believe I've seen anything like À l'intérieur before, and most likely won't again.
7) Bart the Bear was quite the movie star! He starred in a whole bunch of Hollywood films, doing what he does best. Scaring the ever-lovin' shit out of people.
The Edge was a film that to me was incredibly frightening because damn, that shit could happen! Sure, it's pretty rare, but possible.
Besides the shark attack, death by grizzly bear mauling (with your warm entrails spilling out into your lap!) has to be right up there at the top of the list.
It's cringe worthy, in fact.
Being killed in a car accident is one of my biggest fears in life, and is something that could happen at any time because I drive a car every day. Scary.
9) Okay, so being pulled apart by zombies and being eaten alive by the living dead is more than likely not going to happen to me, ever.
But for my list to be complete, I had to add it. I've seen it in several movies, and it ties in with the cannibalism I fear so badly.
This scene from Dawn of the Dead is probably the most famous, but it's done in nearly every zombie movie made.
10) Something else that is never going to happen, but is equally as disturbing as being ripped apart by zombies...
Quite frankly, being attacked by any kind of dinosaur would be horrendous, but for me, the T-Rex would be top of the heap. But even worse, can you imagine being eaten while you're on the crapper? Boo. Of course if it happened to me, I'd be right where I needed to be...on the toilet.
(I've said it before and I'll say it again. Jurassic Park dinosaurs rule.)
Seems like I have an inherent fear of being ripped apart. Sharks, bears, zombies, T-Rex...
And here we are again...being ripped apart. By two trucks. While still alive.
God how The Hitcher made a major impact on me all those years ago...